All in a Week's Work

I've been catering. Two trips to Costco, one to Ikea, one to Paper Warehouse, one to Bill's Imported, three to Kowalski's, two to Target, about 947 trips back and forth to the car, several awkward exchanges with unhappy rich people, a disaster of a kitchen, one near fire, $80 worth of melted truffles, and one deep cut to the nailbed with a dull serrated knife later, I'm finished. There might be easier ways to make a few hundred bucks, but I don't know how to do those. This, I do: